You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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