god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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