Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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