I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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