that's an acceptable place to lick
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.