Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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