Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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