love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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