after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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