ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Pooping to opera.
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