on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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