So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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