Do you still have your period?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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