hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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