first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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