New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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