awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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