Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
NoShamevember. You game?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When are your genitals available?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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