I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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