I love black thongs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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