yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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