This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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