i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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