so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife