Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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The cougar kind?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?