think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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