I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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