What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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