Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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