Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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