There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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