Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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