you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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