So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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