Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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