I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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