So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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