i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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