I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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