People in love make me want to vomit
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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