I faked an abortion last night.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
All I want is dick and wine.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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