did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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