FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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