You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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