yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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