Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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