I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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