I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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