Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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