i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
