im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
handjob tips. give me some.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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