i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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