What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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