I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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