Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize