The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank