Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b