Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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