just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.